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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Still no good

What is Vocal separation? 🤔

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?

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Minds and Behinds

So they tried

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is your best gay fantasy?

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

What are 50 random facts about yourself?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

What are the upcoming trends in artificial intelligence and machine learning?

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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